People need to start calling me the test terrorist because I only seem to bomb them.
there are like 3 or 4 songs in my itunes library that make me go from depressed young adult to full on stripper in 0.02 seconds
Summer is so close yet so far. Hurry the fuck up.

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT