posted 1 day ago with 4 notes

People need to start calling me the test terrorist because I only seem to bomb them.

  • me: i have a headache
  • parents: its because you're on the computer too much
  • me: my back hurts
  • parents: its because you're on the computer too much
  • me: i failed a test
  • parents: its because you're on the computer too much
  • me: hitler killed the jews
  • parents: its because you're on the computer too much

notahoe:

there are like 3 or 4 songs in my itunes library that make me go from depressed young adult to full on stripper in 0.02 seconds 

posted 3 days ago

Summer is so close yet so far. Hurry the fuck up.

paulbaileyart:

Seven trees5 x 5 inches2012 

paulbaileyart:

Seven trees
5 x 5 inches
2012 

fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG


HOLY SHIT

thewicked-eternity