"Be the person H.Y.D.R.A. would see as a threat."
— a thought i had this morning driving to school (via poseysposey)

gerita-o-clock:

animal crossing is weird like “thanks for the fruit here’s a fucking bathtub”

rubberbandgirlme:

if cap3 isn’t called “captain america and falcon: we’re up all night to get bucky”, i’m not watching it

lostintroylerland:

Imagine if trees gave off wifi signals. We would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too.

Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe

sinnerlikedamon:

If you haven’t stayed up until the early hours of the morning reading with your eyes itching and burning with tiredness and your vision blurred as you fight to stay awake to finish the book, you haven’t lived at all

oswhin:

it is my greatest wish to time travel to the future and watch historically inaccurate period dramas about the early 2000s